Teen Mom on the TV and Miami football on the computer. It’s a good Saturday.
I don’t care for Vanessa. That is all.
First Sue Sylvester, now Zack Morris. Everyone loves The U.
A book deal for Jersey Shore's Snooki -
God save the literary world.
I hate S, but she & that dress could turn me.
Seriously, how can anyone hate S?
Brian Austin Green used to live in Beverly Hills with Andrea Zuckerman’s Grandma Rose (aka Lainie Kazan). Marcia Cross lived in Melrose Place with Jake Hansen who used to date Brian Austin Green’s tv step-sister, Kelly Taylor. Doug Savant lived in Melrose Place too, but he was boring because he was a gay, and Fox censored his gay kisses.
And now they are all living together in Fairview and Wisteria Lane.
Protestant Bree is going to get down with some Jewish David Silver action.
I don’t brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr Pepper was a dentist. — Brittany on last night’s Glee. If only you could brush your teeth with soda… If only…
Couch potatoness can now follow me wherever I go. Thank you, Netflix.
It’s totally TV so it’s totally relevant, but Miami is beating Pitt by like 21 points right now. And I had like 7 beers tonight. Football and beer are an excellent combination. Go Canes!