Living vicariously through fictitious characters from the comfort of my own couch. I watch this junk so you don’t have to. You’re welcome. My sister and I also discuss TV and our unusual upbringing on twinbinge.tumblr.comTumblr (3.0; @kmarina)http://kmarina.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvuvixw8LE1qbn6xqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>How has this woman’s hair and face not changed since 1995?</p>http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/13914351048http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/13914351048Thu, 08 Dec 2011 03:00:06 -0500melrose placekristin davis<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvg0kbJZnZ1qbn6xqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I know hasn’t been very obvious these past few seasons, but, Amanda, you need to know that The U invented the swagger.</p>http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/13514941992http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/13514941992Wed, 07 Dec 2011 20:40:18 -0500melrose placeheather locklearuniversity of miami<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvuv8aw1nv1qbn6xqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Burn. </p> <p>Kimberly Shaw may be the best crazy TV character ever. Watch yourself, Emily Valentine.</p>http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/13890713884http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/13890713884Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:45:46 -0500melrose placemarcia cross<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvlm4hZ52J1qbn6xqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Nice mom jeans, Amanda.</p>http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/13671278131http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/13671278131Sat, 03 Dec 2011 03:00:06 -0500melrose placeheather locklear<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvlm2yQBnH1qbn6xqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Clearly Melrose Place took place a long time ago.</p>http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/13650280876http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/13650280876Fri, 02 Dec 2011 17:49:46 -0500melrose placemiami dolphins<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv3av4fNne1qbn6xqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Good lord, Jane! Really?</p>http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/13183259046http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/13183259046Tue, 22 Nov 2011 20:33:37 -0500melrose place<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv3avxecZL1qbn6xqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/13183282854http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/13183282854Tue, 22 Nov 2011 20:31:09 -0500melrose place<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltwmp0xpUY1qbn6xqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Such language, Bree!</p>http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/12140458697http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/12140458697Sun, 30 Oct 2011 20:29:24 -0400melrose placemarcia cross<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lte0a1A1yo1qbn6xqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I’ve waited 61 episodes for this craziness.</p>http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/11709994641http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/11709994641Thu, 20 Oct 2011 19:08:25 -0400melrose placemarcia cross<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lncme8e74c1qbn6xqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Actually, no, I don’t accept your apology for that hat.</p>http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/6901990679http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/6901990679Sat, 25 Jun 2011 09:49:20 -0400melrose place<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmusic/news/nick-lachey-vanessa-minnillos-wedding-will-be-televised-2011216">Nick Lachey, Vanessa Minnillo's Wedding Will Be Televised</a>: <p>There was a time in my life where an event such as this would upset me.  My husband’s a pretty good consolation prize though.</p>http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/6794622185http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/6794622185Wed, 22 Jun 2011 13:12:28 -0400nick lacheyvanessa minnillo<p>I’ll be honest; I only have time for shows this summer concerning <a href="http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/little-couple" target="_blank">little people living in Houston</a> and <a href="http://www.drinkingmadeeasy.com/" target="_blank">drinking around the country</a>.  If it doesn’t involve my hometown or tasty libations, I’m on Netflix.</p>http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/6140947529http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/6140947529Fri, 03 Jun 2011 09:09:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljimytn0md1qbn6xqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Rhonda designed the costumes for <em>The Lion King</em> musical.</p>http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/4602064377http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/4602064377Thu, 14 Apr 2011 03:00:06 -0400melrose place90s fashion<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljgpadvO0u1qbn6xqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Look out for pirates, Jake!</p>http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/4574987962http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/4574987962Wed, 13 Apr 2011 03:00:00 -0400melrose place90s fashion<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljgp86U2jx1qbn6xqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>It’s a good thing her bathing suit has a belt.  Wouldn’t want it falling past her belly button. </p>http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/4548069558http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/4548069558Tue, 12 Apr 2011 03:00:00 -0400melrose place90s fashion<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljgkltP3OQ1qbn6xqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I thought to myself, “Joey Potter and Seth Cohen in the same movie! What could go wrong?”  Apparently a lot.  Unless you like slow moving plots and ambiguous endings, stick with DC and The OC (but only the good seasons please).</p>http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/4517820129http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/4517820129Mon, 11 Apr 2011 03:00:00 -0400the romanticskatie holmesadam brody<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljgkb3LqBF1qbn6xqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Where can I get a bathing suit like this?</p>http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/4506841704http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/4506841704Sun, 10 Apr 2011 18:40:00 -0400melrose place90s fashion<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgmwxtvnJp1qbn6xqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If you were married to my husband, you’d be eating this tonight… And watching Zack Galifanakis’ comedy special on Netflix.</p> <p>Happy Valentine’s Day!</p>http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/3300977415http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/3300977415Mon, 14 Feb 2011 20:17:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgj9biDSwV1qbn6xqo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Or a couple of days with Michael Scott’s slightly more inept brother and then a short supper.</p>http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/3268599131http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/3268599131Sun, 13 Feb 2011 03:00:07 -0500dinner for schmucksthe office<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc40cmFDjO1qbn6xqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thanks to this show, I now know that Mario Lopez has an uncircumcised penis.  File that in information that I definitely didn’t need to know.</p>http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/1614574846http://kmarina.tumblr.com/post/1614574846Thu, 18 Nov 2010 21:02:45 -0500mario lopez