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How has this woman’s hair and face not changed since 1995?

I know hasn’t been very obvious these past few seasons, but, Amanda, you need to know that The U invented the swagger.

Burn.

Kimberly Shaw may be the best crazy TV character ever. Watch yourself, Emily Valentine.

Nice mom jeans, Amanda.

Clearly Melrose Place took place a long time ago.

Good lord, Jane! Really?

Such language, Bree!

I’ve waited 61 episodes for this craziness.

Actually, no, I don’t accept your apology for that hat.